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When Customers Shop Past Their Naptime

July 4, 2009, 8:56 pm | Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes

Customer: ?I can?t believe I had to open the door on my way in! It opens for me on the way out. Customers shouldn?t have to open doors.? Me: ?But sir, if the ?In? door was automatic, it would smack you in the face.? Customer: ?I don?t care! I shouldn?t be expected to open my own doors.? Me: ?Well, you could always use the handicapped button. That will open the door for you.? Customer: *stomps his foot* ?No! No! No! No!? (The customer leaves looking at me expectantly and poi